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Tuesday, January 22, 2008WHY IS IT?PLEASE NOTE THIS POST CONTAINS A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF SWEARING. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MY BAD LANGUAGE, THEN I'D ADVISE YOU TO STOP READING NOW. MY QUESTIONS WHY IS IT YOU CANNOT GIVE WAY ? WHY IS IT YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOUR WAY INTO ANOTHER LANE AT AN INTERSECTION? WHY IS IT - INSTEAD OF FORCING YOUR WAY - YOU CANNOT TRAVEL ANOTHER 500M TO THE NEXT JUNCTION & DO A U-TURN? WHY IS IT THAT YOU AIM AT PEDESTRIANS ON A ZEBRA CROSSING, WHEN THEY HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY? WHY IS IT YOU INSIST ON TALKING ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE INSTEAD OF CONCENTRATING ON YOUR DRIVING? WHY IS IT YOU HIDE YOUR IDENTITY BEHIND WINDOWS THAT ARE TINTED AT LEAST 70%? WHY IS IT THAT YOU PARK IN ALLOCATED TAXI RANKS? WHY IS IT YOU BLOCK PEDESTRIAN WALKWAYS & STAIRS, WHEN PARKING SPACES ARE AVAILABLE? WHY IS IT YOU PULL OUT INTO TRAFFIC (FROM A STATIONARY POSITION) WITHOUT LOOKING? WHY IS IT YOU SUDDENLY STOP - IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC - WITHOUT WARNING? WHY IS IT YOU ARE IN THE WRONG LANE TO DO A U-TURN AT A JUNCTION, BUT WILL FORCE YOURSELF IN ANYWAY? WHY IS IT YOU CANNOT PARK IN A DEMARCATED PARKING SPACE OR CANNOT PARK STRAIGHT? WHY IS IT YOU TRAVEL AT 80KMPH IN THE 'FAST' LANE OF A HIGHWAY? WHY IS IT YOU WEAVE IN & OUT OF 4 LANES OF TRAFFIC? WHY IS IT YOU ARE PREPARED TO KILL MY HUSBAND, MYSELF & MY FRIENDS? MY ANSWERS Because it's a loss of face. Give way, to another car or vehicle? Christ Almighty, you can't do that!You're fucking pathetic & what grates my tits even more about you're selfishness is that you expect ME to give way to you! Because you're too fucking arrogant & too fucking high & mighty in the self-importance department, that you automatically assume other drivers must let you in. Get in the right lane - you? God forbid! Drive another 500m? You must be fucking joking! Nah, it's so much easier to force others out of the way. You think you have the fucking RIGHT to force others to accommodate your arrogance. Because you fucking can, right? Even when the (pedestrian) traffic lights are green & a person is being pushed in a wheelchair, you still have the fucking audacity to blast your hooter & gesticulate that we get out of the way. Next time you do that to me you sad fucker, I'll be prepared. Because you can! Hey, who gives a shit if you head straight into a brick wall or drive off a bridge, cos you're too busy gabbing on a fucking cell phone? Not me! You're wife or family will cry & wail, but what the fuck, I'm sure that call was well worth giving your life hey? Because you're nothing short of moronically STUPID. Maybe you can't be 'identified' because all your vehicle's windows have been blacked out, but you can always be identified by your licence plate. If you're a woman, you probably have such a fucking high opinion of yourself that no-one else should be allowed to cast their eyes upon you. Catch a fuckin wake up darlin' - we don't want to look at you! It would be really nice if you could see further than the bonnet of your car, cos if that happens, you'll realise there are other drivers on the road! Male or female - you are NOT God & neither are you 'entitled' to anonimity. Because you're too fucking lazy to find a parking space. You need to go into a bank or shop, but fuck it, it is simply beyond your comprehension to actually LOOK for a parking space, especially when there's a taxi rank available. No matter that awaiting passengers or taxi drivers have to venture into the road to hail a taxi or collect a passenger. Fuck them, they're mere peasants right? Because you can! Why on earth should you be courteous or polite to other drivers? What a load of bollocks! You'd rather cause a traffic jam or an accident, just because you're too fucking lazy to look in your rearview mirror. Same as above - because you fucking well can!! It's really too much effort for you to actually park in a proper space, when it can save you a whole 5m of walking distance! Because you think that rearview & side mirrors are for checking your appearance. You probably stopped without warning, so why the fuck should other motorists be warned that you intend joining the traffic again! Which leads to the next point - you probably stop because you need to drop someone off/pick someone up/see the latest TV-car-designer gismo/advert for bedspace/rubber-neck at a person of the opposite sex so badly that you simply decide to fucking stop................................then wonder why you got smacked up the arse by some fuckwit driving with less than 30% visibility, thanks to their tinted windows. Same as No 2 on the list. Too fucking ignorant to get into the correct lane & take great pains at forcing other drivers off the road. Get pissed off don'tcha when you don't get your own way? (Hehehehehehehe...........) Why park properly when you can park at ANY angle hey? Cos you're too fucking lazy is why! Too lazy, too ignorant & too fucking arrogant to care about other people who would also like to park. You get your spot & fuck the rest of us right? Because normally, you're too busy gabbing on a fucking cell phone or having an animated conversation with a passenger! When did you last check to see if you were holding up traffic? You didn't, you areshole! Because you think you're going to get there faster right? Fucking wrong, you dipshit! Because you don't fucking THINK! You assume YOU have the ONLY right to the road. Well guess what pal, you fucking well don't. What makes you even more a snivelling, pathetic, half-witted waste of fucking space is that you cower behind hands clutched in prayer when you are confronted with your arrogance. Not so fucking tough now hey? Not so fucking cocky when someone confronts you? Your apologies are meaningless, to others & to yourself, because you don't give a shit. Why do you behave the way you do, behind the wheels of a seriously potential killing machine? You do it because you can. It's as simple as that - because you can. Well, the times they are a changing. Laws are changing. Attitudes are changing. Many, many motorists have had enough.  
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