JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


glitter-graphics.com. :About me: I'm a proudly South African wench with a Cockney accent. I recently returned to the country where I was hatched, many moons ago. My heart remains in S. Africa..: .


Name::Jayne
From::Doncaster, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
I swear alot.
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    Monday, January 14, 2008

    PUNTIFICATING

    PUN-TIFICATING:

    We'll never run out of maths teachers because they always multiply.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.

    The maths professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

    The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

    If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

    A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD .
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    Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
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    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
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    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
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    There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
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    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
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    You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
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    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
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    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
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    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
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    You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
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    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
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    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
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    Many thanks to Jo for sending me that Shit!

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