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Monday, January 15, 2007BUMPER STICKERSThe sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them I used to have a handle on life, but it broke Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing **I'm just driving this way to piss you off** Out of my mind. Back in five minutes It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you I took an IQ test and the results were negative Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else **If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you** 1,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?? Jesus loves you, the rest of us think you're an idiot Forget world peace - visualize turning off your indicator! **HANG UP AND DRIVE!** Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I have the body of a God .......... Buddha This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me If we quit voting will they all go away? This bumper sticker exploits illiterates Eat right, exercise, die anyway I haven't lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit ** SPECIFICALLY AIMED AT U.A.E. DRIVERS!  
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