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Thursday, September 06, 2007SOUTH AFRICAN JOKEA South African Boertjie is drinking in a Aussie bar when his cell phone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole, bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12 kg baby boy. Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, "We make 'em big back home folks. My boy's typically South African". Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the South African Boertjie returns to the same bar. Barman says "We were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as to how much your 12 kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers that he now weighs 9 kg's'. The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks "What happened, he already weighed 12 kg on the day he was born". The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says: "Had him circumcised boet"  
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