JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


glitter-graphics.com. :About me: I'm a proudly South African wench with a Cockney accent. I recently returned to the country where I was hatched, many moons ago. My heart remains in S. Africa..: .


Name::Jayne
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PICK A STORY
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THE OTHER PART cont.
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WORDS OF WISDOM ON WIVES & MARRIAGE
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    Tuesday, July 04, 2006

    IT'S ALL IN THE WORDS

    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are the 2005 winners

    1. Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    4. Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    5. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance you perform just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    17. Caterpallor (n): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

    18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

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