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Wednesday, March 08, 2006MY 100 LIST OF USELESS INFORMATIONWhilst browsing through various UAE blogs recently, I came across one by Red_Pen, who listed '100 Totally Random Things About Me You Never Wanted To Know'. I thought it was a pretty good idea, so I'm gonna make a start on my own list........................(could be weird cos I'm lissenin' to Skunk Anansie at the moment!) 1 - I went into fits of hysterical laughter in a crematorium. 2 - I'm waiting for religion to find me, cos I'm tired of looking for it. 3 - I've never shaved my legs. 4 - I talk to my plants; "Grow yer buggers, or else!" 5 - Detest filing paperwork until I HAVE to do it. 6 - Last time I got drunk was 1977. 8 - Love reading in bed. 9 - Don't bother asking if I look fat in this/that anymore. I do! 10 - Am mesmerized by Victoria Falls. Every time is different. 11 - Been fired from a job for laughing too much. 12 - I trust people way too much. 13 - Reckon Hubs has got the sexiest bum! 14 - (Spadge is a very close 2nd) 15 - Was given a goat - as a gift - by a tribal chief in Ghana. 16 - Will eat the crust on a pork pie, but not the filling. 17 - It took me more than 10yrs to be able to merely handle boerewors. 18 - I suffer from Foot-in-Mouth syndrome. 19 - Would rather chew glass than eat a steak. 20 - Refuse to feel guilty because I smoke. 21 - I abuse my vacuum cleaner every time I use it - without fail. 22 - Am currently trying to compile a family tree. 23 - Have visited 23 countries. 24 - Refuse point blank to live in England. 25 - Or Nigeria. 26 - Think that prostitution should be legalised. 27 - Appreciate Hubs cooking spectacular meals on Fridays :-) 28 - Think London is brilliant for tourists. 29 - Know that I have a short temper. 30 - Wish I had the patience to grow my hair longer. 31 - Prefer coffee to tea. 32 - I appreciate friendships that are genuine. 33 - Could never get the hang of whistling with my fingers. 34 - I'm tone deaf, but still warble away to my hearts' content :-) 35 - I rarely get lonely. 36 - Have had malaria more times than I can remember. 37 - Cannot abide movies with Chuck Norris or Steven Segal. 38 - I enjoy writing poetry. 39 - Think Wilbur Smith has definitely lost the plot nowadays. 40 - When I was a child, I pulled an old ladys wig off. 41 - I've NEVER been small. 42 - I was born big & I'm still growing - out rather than up! 43 - Say 'terrid' instead of 'terrible' & have done for 35yrs now. 44 - Remember Spadge's first word; "da da" 45 - His second word was "shit" 46 - I detest having to clean windows. 47 - I had my first tattoo done almost 30yrs ago. 48 - And have never ever regretted it. 49 - Have had 2 articles published by a professional organisation. 50 - I never take my wedding rings off unless........... 51 - I have to have an operation & the surgeon insists. 52 - I have an older brother, whom I haven't seen for heaps of years. 53 - He's got a reputation for being 'well 'ard'. 54 - Reckon Robbie Williams is a Fudge Pecker. 55 - Would love to visit the Grand Ole Opry. 56 - I look like a bag of snakes in the morning. 57 - Was the tallest kid in primary school. 58 - Spadge now has a leather belt I wore as a rebel-without-a-clue. 59 - Am planning a trip to celebrate our Pearl wedding anniversay. 60 - Went for an elephant ride in Thailand 61 - And felt guilty cos I thought I was too heavy for it. 62 - Have been told by the Muttawa to cover my hair. 63 - I'm one of the strange ones who enjoyed the Magic Kingdom 64 - Which is Saudi Arabia to those who don't know. 65 - Was given 2pkts of McVities Digestive biscuits & $100 66 - By the chief in Ghana. 67 - I thought Hubs had sold me........... 68 - Pretty bloody cheap! 69 - Hubs & myself are both Aquariuns. 70 - I don't believe in Horoscopes. 71 - I reckon Ankh-Morpork is more fun than Accra. 72 - Got dysentry in Swaziland. 73 - Would love to go horse riding. 74 - Anyone got a spare Shire horse knocking around? 75 - I've driven past an elephant less than 6" away & not seen it. 76 - Think that the saddest songs are written by women. 77 - I still have letters written to me by my dad from 1971. 78 - They are so treasured. 79 - Also letters from Hubs from before we were hitched. 80 - Highly treasured scribes. 81 - Intend to read every Terry Pratchett book written. 82 - Was allergic to sea water for many years. 83 - I had my first mammogram last year. 84 - I like my eyes. 85 - That's about all I like of me. 86 - Only started eating garlic when I was about 26. 87 - I stopped eating meat when I was a kid. 88 - I can cook a smashing joint of roast beef. 89 - I just can't eat it. 90 - I can eat bacon, if it's nearly cremated. 91 - Peanut butter sandwiches dunked in coffee are blinding! 92 - Lived in South Africa 23yrs before I got to see Cape Town 93 - And Table Mountain, with & without its cloth of clouds :-) 94 - Was a penpal to a guy on Death Row in America for several years. 95 - When I was growing up I'd never date a boy younger than myself. 96 - I can quite happily sleep for 10hrs given the chance. 97 - I snore...........to the extent of waking myself up sometimes! 98 - The truth always hurts. 99 - I miss my family so much & Mungo, our Staffie. 100 - Thanks for the great idea Red_Pen! G'night folks...............  
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