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Friday, March 24, 2006HOME NEWS & NEWS FROM HOMEFirst article to catch my attention; Sisters and stepfather face court grilling for incest. The Ajman Federal Sharia Court of First Instance is questioning four sisters and their stepfather for committing incest. * * * * * * * * * * I am absolutely stunned that despite informing the police that they were forced to have sex with their stepfather, they are still charged with the crime of ALLOWING their stepfather to do what he did. For crying out loud!! No mention of the stepfather being a monster........oh no........he's merely identified as A. Publish the bastards full name & string him up by the balls, just as a start! And, what age is a woman, if she's still regarded as a 'girl' at the age of 21 or 26? By the ages stated, these women had already been abused & had given birth to numerous children, courtesy of the stepmonster. But the reporter(?) for Gulf News described them as girls...................go figure. I wonder which rubbish bin was the favourite dropping off spot for the unwanted products of this evil bastards actions? * * * * * * * * * 2nd article Car window tint proves fatal for pedestrian Dubai: The full tinting of a car's windows was blamed for the death of a pedestrian and injury of another on Tuesday, police said yesterday. According to police, a truck on the bridge tried to change lanes and overtake other vehicles. A police source said the reason the national could not see the three people was the 100 per cent tinting on his car windows. * * * * * * * * * * Ummmm........3 (innocent) people standing on the side of the road caught the driver by surprise? I wonder if they played any part in the erection of 'WARNING ROAD SURPRISES' signs dotted along the highway? Of course, it must've been their collective fault for being on the side of the road!! If they hadn't have been there, the driver who caused the accident - y'know, the one who couldn't see bugger all because his windscreen was tinted black - wouldn't have had the accident right? Insh'allah. So this driver is gonna get a slap on the wrist, a Dhs500 fine & confiscation of his vehicle for a week. Oh wow! Isn't he just the lucky one!! Meanwhile, back in the sand, one lies dead & another injured. Somehow, I think the driver of the 4 x 4 won't be the one to phone the relatives of the person he killed & tell them how sorry he is................ * * * * * * * * * * next article; Drowned in blood TWO men are fighting for their lives in Cuyler Hospital in Uitenhage after nearly drowning in chicken’s blood while trying to save their colleague who had drowned in a vat of chicken blood. Henco Barnard, labour contract manager at Rocklands Poultry Farm in Kruisrivier outside Port Elizabeth, said Basenele Jazela, 21, and Banele Jafta, 36, had been admitted to the hospital last Friday after nearly drowning in a vat of chicken blood at the poultry farm while trying to rescue employee Sicelo Patrick Khatsi, 39, of KwaNobuhle, Uitenhage. EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! * * * * * * * * * * And finally........ Royals given luxury BMWs costing R1,5m (Dhs872093) THE EASTERN Cape’s royals are now driving luxury German cars “befitting their status” at a cost of R1,5 million to the taxpayer. * * * * * * * * * * Oh my nerves! (<-- a typical Souf Efrican exclamation, normally followed by "doll" when uttered by wimmin) Does this mean only those who have 'blue blood' are worthy enough to drive a Beemer X5? This article tickles me pink, it really does! The tax-payer foots the bill for the tribal royals to nut around in their regal cars, but that's not good enough for them, because they want any driver to be able to use it! I'm sure the X5 will stick out like a sore thumb among the 'dilapidated structures' - i.e. mud huts, but what the hell, if it's garden furniture inside & a Beemer outside, they can live like the other heap of wannabes. The things that pisses me off if that these royals are coining it to the tune of R45,000pm (Dhs26470) & it's not enough..................it's never enough is it? I'd love to know what the tribal royals & chiefs do for their communities, I really would. At least Robert, my favourite chief in Ghana, used the profits he made from supplying sand to a contract to electrify the whole of his village. Nuff sed before I spit my dummy big time...............
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