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Wednesday, October 29, 2008H.O.G. GOES BUSH (Part 1)On the 1st of October, myself, Hubs & a great bunch of friends from Abu Dhabi H.O.G. set off on our much anticipated tour to my home country, South Africa. Our first night was spent at 4 Dunton Exclusive Guest Lodge, where our host Thelma made us extremely welcome. As our flight only arrived late in the evening, Thelma organised a platter of cheese, biscuits & fruit for each of the rooms. Despite being knackered from the long flight, we were all excited & chattered away until the wee hours of the morning. ![]() ![]() The following morning, after a wickedly sumptious brekkers, we headed off to Rivonia (doll*) to the Harley dealer. Hubs arranged the hire of 6 bikes & Riaan, the Manager of Harley Joburg had everything organised for us.............including a preplanned prank on Big Mike. We'd ordered touring bikes - 2 UltraGlides, 2 Street Glides & 2 Road Kings. When it came to allocating the bikes, Riaan apologised profusely to Big Mike & said that the 'Glide he'd booked had unfortunately been involved in an accident the previous day & that the only bike he had available was an 883cc Sportster (the smallest bike in the Harley range). Now Bike Mike isn't a little chap by any stretch of the imagination. His face dropped..............bugger, it was classic! Big Mike: You gotta be kidding me man............... Riaan: Hell, I'm really sorry but................... Big Mike: Fuck no man, there'll be more of my ass (arse) off the seat than on it! Riaan: I'm sorry, but it's all I got left................. Big Mike: Ahhh fuck this.....................I can't fuckin ride a Sporty.................fuck it, I'm going home! At which point we couldn't stifle the sniggers any longer & all howled with laughter! Bugger it was funny! Poor Mikey! He took the joke in good spirits, despite calling us all some very choice names. Jo managed to capture the moment on video, so I reckon that's gonna be replayed often in the future! ![]() ![]()
To cut a long story short, after the 3rd time it died on us, we parked the 'Glide under a bridge, phoned Riaan, told him what the story was & then did some rearranging with the remaining bikes. Max very kindly doubled up with Tanya & let us use his bike.
After some 350km into the ride, we stopped off at Picasso's, a beautiful little family run restaurant in Haenertsburg. Both the setting & food were divine. The owner has a wicked sense of humour & she got full marks for the little sign just above the menu board:
To be continued. * kugelspeak, understandable to Saffies. ![]() ![]()
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