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Sunday, September 28, 2008IF I CATCH THE BASTARD If I catch the bastard who scratched Mike's bike, there'll be no need to call the police. Just call an ambulance, cos I'll break the fucker's legs to start with, then every single finger & then I'll probably give him/her a few good whacks to the head with some rather heavy boots. .  I've posted a very polite request over on the UAE Community Blog & have offered a reward for info which would lead to a prosecution. I dunno if it'd get that far, cos if I get my hands on the bastard that intentionally made that scratch on a bike that's worth Dhs120,000 ($30,000 - ZAR240,000) then I doubt very much there'd be a need to prosecute. I really am not a violent person, but the ignorant fucker who did this has made me want to inflict all manner of physical violence. Naturally, when I've finished, I'll stand back while Hubs has a go. I'm bloody furious & that honestly, is putting it mildly. I'm gatvol of the attitude & arrogance that seems to purvade the UAE during this month of Ramadan. Every man & his cat (there being very few dogs here) is moaning about the traffic - where the hell has everyone come from all of a sudden? I've only been out on 2 rides this month, simply because the standard of idiot drivers behind the steering wheel of a car has gone from abysmal to downright fuckin' deadly. Both yesterday & today there were accidents at the junction outside our apartment. On Thursday night, it took me 30mins to travel ONE block in the car. Drivers push in, taxi's stop on a whim & block traffic & arseholes park in bus stops, so the buses have to come to a halt in the road. Hooters blare, zap signs are more common than stop signs & no one gives a shit so long as they can get to where they want to be. Then they double or triple park & fuck everyone else. . I am truly sick of it. . Before I went out to a meeting on Thursday night, our apartment building security phoned me to warble on about 'must move car........must move car'. I was parked in a normal, vacant parking space in MZ underground carpark, as I do, every day. I went down & the building security chap was having a little hissy fit because of where my car was parked, but couldn't explain because he can't speak more than 6 words of English. I got down to the carpark to find 2 cars not only blocking me in, but blocking the access road of the car park. I approached one driver & asked what the problem was. Funnily enuff, he suddenly couldn't speak English either, but indicated to the other car (blocking the way) & that I should speak to the driver. (Well, I would fuckwit, if I could see him......................I don't have X-ray vision & can't see through black tinted windows.) . I approached the other car & the drivers side window opened about half way. "Salaam aleikum" said I, "What's the problem?" "You're in my space" said the driver & pointed to where my car was parked. "Your space.............er..........sorry, but I don't see YOUR name on the bay anywhere?" "Yes, but I always park there, next to my motorbikes. I pay for my space!" he whined. "Well" I said, battling to control a rapidly rising temper, thanks to his bloody arrogance "Y'know, I also PAY for my parking space. I ALSO like to park next to MY motorbike, but if a space isn't available, then I'll park where there is a vacant space!" which was swiftly followed by "If you INSIST on parking in a particular place, then you must make arrangements with security or the municipality, not tell me I must move my car!" "Ahhh, yes, sorry..............sorry" . Sorry my fuckin arse. His apology wasn't worth the breath it came out on, but his arrogance is gonna be his undoing one day. I hasten to add, that if I find out it was him involved in scratching Eish! as a 'screw you bitch' payback, he'd seriously better not go to sleep.  
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