JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


glitter-graphics.com. :About me: I'm a proudly South African wench with a Cockney accent. I recently returned to the country where I was hatched, many moons ago. My heart remains in S. Africa..: .


Name::Jayne
From::Doncaster, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
I swear alot.
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BUGGER, I'VE BEEN CAUGHT OUT!
GUESS
SO, THERE I WAS, THINKING.........................
KEEP YOURSELVES BUSY...........................
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    Friday, August 15, 2008

    SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN

    Summer Classes for Men at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 22nd 2008

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1
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    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
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    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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    Class 3
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    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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    Class 4
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    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
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    Class 5
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    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
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    Class 6
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    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
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    Class 7
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    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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    Class 8
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    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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    Class 9
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    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
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    Class 10
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    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
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    Class 11
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    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
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    Class 12
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    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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    Class 13
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    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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    Class 14
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    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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    In response to this post, Grumpy Old Man left a comment that was too good to go unpublished. So, in reply to the 'Classes For Men' here is his equivalent for Wimmin!
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    Evening Classes for WomenNote: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.
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    Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
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    Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
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    Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New OutfitsTopic
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    4: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
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    Topic 5: Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
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    Topic 6: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
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    Topic 7: Telephone Skills - How to hang up in less than 30 minutes
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    Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
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    Topic 9: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
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    Topic 10: Introduction to Parking
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    Topic 11: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
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    Topic 12: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
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    Topic 13: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Own
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    Topic 14: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
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    Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
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    Topic 16: Cooking: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
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    Topic 17: TV Remotes: For Men Only

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