JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


glitter-graphics.com. :About me: I'm a proudly South African wench with a Cockney accent. I recently returned to the country where I was hatched, many moons ago. My heart remains in S. Africa..: .


Name::Jayne
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    Thursday, September 25, 2008

    BEFORE I SOD OFF

    I've got a whole heap of things to do before I sod off next month....................ohhhh..................did I mention I was clearing off outa the Sandbox for nigh on a month? In my next post I shall tell you all about where I'm going & what mischief I will hopefully be getting up to..........wooooohoooo! I just need time before Tuesday to do that post - eeek - time's running out!

    A very good friend of mine in SA sent this joke to me recently (dankie Lady) & I had a good chuckle over it, so what better to do than share it with y'all. Enjoy!



    The Stuttering Kitty



    Teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,'she says.
    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'.....................And before he could say 'Fuck Off', the Rottweiler ate him!'

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