JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


glitter-graphics.com. :About me: I'm a proudly South African wench with a Cockney accent. I recently returned to the country where I was hatched, many moons ago. My heart remains in S. Africa..: .


Name::Jayne
From::Doncaster, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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    Sunday, December 09, 2007

    LADIES SING ALONG...........

    These are new & adapted lyrics to a famous song by Gloria Gaynor. Ladies, I give you "I Will Survive" I know this has probably done the rounds via email, but hey, have a laugh & sing along OK!


    I WILL SURVIVE


    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,



    That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

    *



    But there you are, another lie,

    I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

    I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream

    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!


    *

    Go on now-go! Walk out the door,


    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!


    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?


    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!



    *
    [Chorus]



    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


    *


    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!



    *


    [Chorus]


    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!



    Due to certain fears, I removed the 'original' photo as I don't want to end up with this :







    If anyone still wants to see the 'original' photo, kindly email me.

    Posted by Jayne :: 09:27 :: 11 Had Somminc To Say

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