JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


glitter-graphics.com. :About me: I'm a proudly South African wench with a Cockney accent. I recently returned to the country where I was hatched, many moons ago. My heart remains in S. Africa..: .


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    Thursday, April 26, 2012

    TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

    I am patiently counting down the days before I leave Banana Island & head 'Down South' (SA) for a much needed break. In the meantime, have a chuckle.........



    By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And then you will be ready to take on China !

    Believe me... you WILL understand!!!

    Here goes...
    The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... (or Melbourne depending on whose motel you stay in)
    Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
    Guest:     "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
    Room Service:     " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to
    oddor sunteen?"
    Guest:     "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."
    Room Service:     "Ow ulai den?"
    Guest:     " .....What??"
    Room Service:     "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
    Guest:     "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
    Scrambled, please."
    Room Service:     "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"
    Guest:     "Crisp will be fine."
    Room Service:     "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
    Guest:     "What?"
    Room Service:     "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
    Guest:     "I.... Don't think so.."
    RoomService:     "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
    Guest:     "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
    'udo wan sahn toes' means."
    RoomService:     "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...
    Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"
    Guest:     "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
    'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
    RoomService:     "We botter?"
    Guest:     "No, just put the botter on the side."
    RoomService:     "Wad?!?"
    Guest:     "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
    RoomService:     "Copy?"
    Guest:     "Excuse me?"
    RoomService:     "Copy.. tea... meel?"
    Guest:     "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
    RoomService:     "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,
    Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"
    Guest:     "Whatever you say."
    RoomService:     "Tanjooberrymutts."
    Guest:     "You're welcome"


    Remember I did say "By the time you read through this    ...
    .. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

    And you do, don't you!


    Posted by Jayne :: 13:12 :: 11 Had Somminc To Say

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