JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

EUROPE TOUR Part 2

The general population of Bratislava are a miserable bunch of pikeys. Unhelpful & a tad confrontational would be the easiest way to describe them. Doris, the little lady who lives in the GPS had difficulty in locating our hotel. I saw a huge 'information' sign on the wall of another hotel, so I made my way in & being polite, first greeted the martyr on reception, then asked if she could direct us to our booked hotel.
"This is not information" she spat.
Fuckin' funny thinks me, cos yer sign outside says differently!
She condescendingly 'informed' me where to locate the 'missing' hotel.
It was in a pedestrian only street.
As we prepared to enter sed street, a rather aggressive local told us if we entered the street or indeed stayed where we were (temporarily parked on a paved 'space') he would call the police.
Welcome to Bratislava! (Fuck you pal!)
The only good thing I can say about the place is the local restaurants are dirt cheap & they allow smoking.


Doris - aforementioned little lady who lives in the GPS - took us along this road, stupid bloody bitch.
Thankfully there was enough room to get the bikes around the blockade & we carried on to join the motorway, which would take us to our next destination - Budapest.


As seen from atop the tour bus & taken at speed - Heroes Square




Taken from aboard the tour boat - the rather magnificent Parliament Building.


The throbbing metropolis of Budapest, Hungary.

I booked a 2 night stay in Budapest at the
  • Carlton Hotel
  • & after looking at the entrance,thought 'where the hell is the parking?'. I learnt throughout our trip, that the majority of hotels that advertise 'onsite' parking, really do have some dodgy principles. (It turned out with this hotel we had to go around the block, then up a side street to reach the underground parking. Not a single direction anywhere.............being a precious commodity in Europe as a whole, parking is generally a well kept secret!)




    Budapest was great. We did the touristy thing & caught a 'hop on-off' tour bus, which included a trip down the Danube. Pukka! I really enjoyed it, particularly the architecture.
    Sadly, many buildings are standing empty, thanks to the economic downturn. Alarmingly, the majority of buildings, no matter where they are, are plastered in various forms of graffiti.

    The food was good.

    The men had a field day in a particular restaurant that had 87 different kinds of beer available.

    They gave up after the nth number.

    I had 3 pints (over 2 nights I might add!) of 'Floris Garden Kriek' which was a rather yummy cherry flavoured beer.

    Somewhere between Bratislava & Budapest, we stopped by a watering hole, where Mikey made himself at home with a barrel of Jack :-D

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