JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.


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    Friday, September 10, 2010

    OUTTA HERE

    The good news is I'm gradually getting the use of my right hand back - yay! It's still got a nice chunky lump on the knuckles, but thankfully it's not paining half as much as what it was.


    The best news is that as of tomorrow we're outta Schleppalale* for a couple of weeks. The bags are packed & ready to load into T2:

    One Tour pack liner bag & the 2 pannier bags for an ElectraGlide UltraClassic which we'll collect in Berlin
    In these bags I've had to pack enough jeans, T-shirts, socks & rods for a trip around Europe. It hasn't been easy, but I'm taking an extra bag to strap onto the tour pack, so's we can buy T-shirts from the various HD dealers we might happen to stop by :-)

    So my fellow infidels/peasants/bitches or strangers who stumble across my blawg, getcha knives out in preparation for aiming them at my back, 'cos Hubs & myself are off to Berlin, Germany, where we'll pick up the rental 'Glide & hook up with Mikey, Mahmoud & TLT from the Sandpit.


    After a night in Berlin, we head for Prague.

    Then Bratislava.

    Then Budapest.

    Then Zagreb.

    Then Saltzburg.

    Then Innsbruk.

    Then Nuremberg.

    And finally.....................

    Back to Berlin for a couple of days.


    Am I excited?
    You wouldn't chuckle!

    I'll bore y'all with details (sordid if necessary) of the tour & a whole heap of photos when we get back.

    Until then, be good, do it quietly & take the knives out please, cos I bleed easily!





    *Lephalale/Ellisras

    Posted by Jayne :: 10:11 :: 14 Had Somminc To Say

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    Monday, September 06, 2010

    I REALLY DON'T NEED THIS................

    Last Wednesday, whilst performing my DWA* duties (as I have no slave) I klapped** my right hand on the bathroom door.
    I let out a few choice swear words, 'cos it bloody well hurt.
    I had quite a bit to do, so didn't pay much more attention to my hand.
    Until about 5pm, when I realised it wasn't as 'flexible' as it should be.

    On Thursday, I went to the dokotela, as my hand was swollen & friggin painful.

    "Ahhh, looks like you've broken a bone" said the sister on duty.
    Blinding, just what I bloody well don't need right now.

    Several X-rays & a consultation later, the dokotela informs me it's not broken, but I've ruptured a blood vessel.

    Five days later, my hand looks like this:


    And it's still friggin painful!
    I never realised just how useless I am without the use of my right hand.

    *sigh*





    *DMA - Domestic With Attitude (i.e. definition of a wife)
    ** Klapped - hit.

    Posted by Jayne :: 08:07 :: 13 Had Somminc To Say

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