JAYNE WITH A WHY


My life has endured some drastic changes over the past 5yrs. I've moved continents, moved countries, lost my partner in life, lost my dogs, lost the bikes & no doubt about it, lost more than a few marbles along the way. I'm fucked up but valiantly fighting off sanity, which snaps at my heels at regular intervals. I swear a lot. Tell someone who cares.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

SO WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH..................SHIT TO A BLANKET

Hello possums, didja miss me?


Well, things here in Schleppalale are pretty much the same, although I have managed to pull myself towards myself & snap out of the terrid black mood I was in. I'd been trying for almost 2wks to put another post up here, but fucking Blogger kept informing me I was performing an illegal action. I just thought "oh bollocks, I can't be arsed with this" & opened Another Blog. I've only put 2 posts up so far & am not sure whether to continue with it, import it into this blog or sommer delete it. I've also started writing posts for a biker website so my sludge is being kept active, just for a change!


Hubs & I went down to Margate for Africa Bike Week - I'm in the process of bitching all about it on The Other Blog so drop by & check it out. At the moment Hubs has been grounded at home, thanks to our historically disadvantaged masses causing a heap of shit on site. This gives a brief explanation of what went on. I'm sick to fucking death of all the crap that's flying around at the moment. We're having municipal elections next week & from the way the political parties are slinging mud at each other, you'd think this country was 6ft under already. (I'd hazard a guess & say we're only about 4ft down, but I'm of the opinion that the ANC will only be happy when they've completely ruined the country.)


Other news is that Spadge, Mummy Shans & The One & Only Chikkin are coming over for a holiday in July & I'm soooo excited! I haven't seen my baby boy & his family for almost 18mths - way too long :-(



Whilst I may not have been posting, I have been reading other blogs. Apart from taking the piss out of me about the Harleys, Wreckless has done a couple of posts just recently regarding retailers trying to rip him off. The man deserves a medal for sticking to his guns!


Finally, for my wimmin reader(s?) - something that I don't know whether to complain or compliment about! I look like a bag of snakes (even in the worst lighting) but most days, I wear 2 articles of make-up; mascara & lipstick. I can't be arsed with things like foundation or blusher or eye shadow, but I do like a bit of lippy. A couple of years ago, I changed to Revlons Colorstay lipsticks, the ones you brush on - as opposed to drawing on, if ya know what I mean........


This lipstick sticks like shit to a blanket honestly! Up until just over a year ago, I sikkled like hell to get the bloody stuff off at the end of the day. I bought different brands of make-up removing wipes but none of them worked properly - they took the mascara off properly - but not the lipstick. I'd rub & rub until my lips were sore! Then an acquaintance told me to use baby oil & bugger me, it works like a charm!

So, whilst it may be a good thing that this lipstick stays on all through eating, drinking, snogging etc *ahem* etc, it's in no bloody hurry to come off, unless you know how!


Right, that's it, I'm outta here, cos the ol' man is taking me out for dinner, so I need an hour to get tarted up innit.................

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